Seemingly Trivial Unanswered Problems In Discourse: Easy Edition

Haven't done one of these in a while. "Seemingly Trivial Unanswered Problems In Discourse," which goes by the acronym D.U.C.K., is an exercise in which we take a question that should not be asked, a question that seems to have no answer or a perfectly trivial answer and actually have a discussion about it for no good reason.


Is pie, in fact, easy? If so, which is easier, pie or falling off a log?